Hello new friend, my name is Fred.
The words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
And I've been...
very naughty...
I can't wait for that wee lad Fred to arrive
That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell it well,
is of my dear Aunt Mureil
and just how I've been...
naughty...
The freak's a barber.
A freaky barber,
with his own freaky babrer shop,
Where freaky things happen,
freaky barber things
Viola, the farm.
my aunt lives here
with precious pup and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice
and naughty...
Oh, that must be Fred
I thought just how excited they
must be that I would come today
They'd shout "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hooray!
"Dear boy, you look so...
"naughty..."
Ah, Fred, me dear nephew,
what brings you to our cozy corner of the world?
Holiday
Courage, come and meet Fred.
That's when my tired eyes beheld
a doggy dog,
like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell...
Naughty...
Gotta go to the hardware store, to get the..
you know, fix the bathroom door.
Just don't try shuttin' it, because you won't be able to get it open.
Eustice, our gest is here. Say hello to Fred
Yeah
hiyah
Freak
Courage, shush now. You must be exhausted, Fred dear. Would you like to freshen up?
Yes, been quite a trip, it as.
Show Fred the bathroom, please Courage.
No!
Such a fuss, this rudeness won't do.
Okay, I'll do it,but I won't like it.
Okay, I'm going. Freak.
Eustice, dear, could you do me a favor.
I forgot to give Fred fresh towels, would you bring some
You give 'em to the freak. Whoops
I heard the door slam.
The door slammed
Oh.
Well, I guess I'd better get.
Now don't you boys worry Eustice will be back soon to get the door back open.
Alone was I with tender Courage.
And all his fur, his furry furage
Which, I say, did encourage
Me to be quite... naughty...
Courage...
Your hair...
It reminds me of the first time I knew just how I felt about hair
It was a day I do not forget.
The day that I first met my pet
Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
I've never felt so... naughty...
My fuzzy friend was what he was. This darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz it does Demand that I be... naughty...
He looked at me, his fetching eyes And fetching fur did hypnotize.
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs
And that's when I got... naughty...
Now, now.
You shouldn't play in the toilet.
Don't worry, boys Eustice should be at the hardware store by now
This dripping hair, this droopy curl
unfurled sweet memories of a girl With tresses, oh, they twist and twirl
And tempt me to be.. naughty...
Barbara, my love was named
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.
Until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty...
The look upon my young love's face, Was sweet as lace
but in this case I realized she needed space.
I nevermore was naughty...
well... maybe not never...
Playful little scamp
Is everything alright in there?
Just can't wait for those, can ya?
Wonderful! Eustice should be back any moment now.
No need for panic. Behold, sustenance, hungry whelp.
Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind Of nothing bound in humankind.
But, for one fellow, who did find Me to be in a certain mood.
Into my shop he walked one day, With bush above and beard bouquet.
That's no toupee, I pray. No way I could help to be... You know...
Just a trim, partner
I'd never seen such hair before
His bangs, they sang. His neck, it beckoned.
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned.
Soon I figured, what the heck, and Yes, how I was... Naughty...
Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird.
Surround the area!
Cut the power!
We don't want anyone getting shaved in there!
So ends our little story.
What took them so long?
But then my landlords did presume
To free from that porcelan tomb,
And ferry to a private room
Your hero, ever doughty.
What a lovely visit. Too bad Eustice didn't get to say goodbye.
Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,
And Eustace's ebullient charm.
And, farewell Courage, what's the harm
If I was slightly....
Naughty?