1 00:00:00,447 --> 00:00:03,047 04 Police Squad Episode 4 - 1982 English 2 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,924 [MALE NARRATOR] Police Squad! In colour. 3 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,058 Starring Leslie Nielsen. 4 00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:24,482 Also starring Alan North. 5 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,192 [GUNS FIRING] 6 00:00:27,109 --> 00:00:28,611 [SCREAMING] 7 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,155 And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln. 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,698 [GUN FIRING] 9 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,371 Tonight's special guest star, William Shatner. 10 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,414 - [MAN] Hey, you! - [GUN FIRING] 11 00:00:50,466 --> 00:00:54,345 Tonight's episode, The Guilty Alibi. 12 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:00,851 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 13 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,292 [DOOR CREAKING] 14 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,175 [SLURPING] 15 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,132 Oh, it's only you, Ralph. How's it going? 16 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,467 Great! 17 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,968 [EXCLAIMS] 18 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,762 [CRASHING] 19 00:02:32,109 --> 00:02:33,361 [DOOR CREAKING] 20 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,277 [BAILIFF] The Superior Court of the County of Fordham is now in session. 21 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:59,637 The Honourable J. Oliver Maxwell presiding. 22 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,101 You may be seated. 23 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,606 The court will come to order. 24 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,361 [EXPLOSION] 25 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:22,201 Uh, there will be a five minute recess. 26 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,500 My name is Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad, 27 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,711 a special unit of the police department. 28 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:35,631 I was having my car washed when I received an urgent call from downtown. 29 00:03:35,756 --> 00:03:37,758 There had been a bombing at the courthouse. 30 00:03:37,925 --> 00:03:39,969 I got to headquarters as fast as I could. 31 00:03:43,931 --> 00:03:45,850 - Hi, Ed. - Oh, Frank. 32 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:47,309 What do you got for me? 33 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,604 A size able explosion over at the criminal courts building. 34 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:52,773 - Coffee, Frank? - Sure. 35 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:54,817 Yeah, that poor judge never stood a chance. 36 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,110 Anyone else hurt? 37 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:58,779 No, some minor injuries, but nothing serious. 38 00:03:58,946 --> 00:04:01,365 - A doughnut, Frank? - Yeah, thanks. 39 00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:04,386 Sounds like the judge was a target. What do we got on him? 40 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,620 Well, his name was J. Oliver Maxwell. 41 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,165 He'd been on the bench for 25 years. 42 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:11,500 Had a reputation for harsh sentences. 43 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:14,086 - A revenge killing? - Well, that was my thought, Frank. 44 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:18,215 I've got Marcus and Drake going through the records of recently released prisoners. 45 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,761 Turns out that seven of those guys 46 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:24,388 were sent up by Judge Maxwell himself. 47 00:04:24,513 --> 00:04:27,141 Here, I've made out a list for you. 48 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,644 Ah, Monroe, Lynch, 49 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:34,899 Barker, Fanning, Smith, Brookhouse, Casales. 50 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,567 [TYPEWRITER DINGING] 51 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,987 Wait a minute. That name rings a bell. 52 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:41,530 Eddie Casales? 53 00:04:41,697 --> 00:04:42,948 [BELL DINGS] 54 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:46,118 - Casals... - [BELL BUZZES] 55 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:47,953 - Casales... - [BELL RINGS] 56 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,080 - Casals... - [BELL TOLLS] 57 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,125 Say, wasn't that the guy that was convicted of bombing 58 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,795 - about six or seven years ago? - Right. 59 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,172 And I remember him as being a pretty tough customer. 60 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,340 Yeah. 61 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,176 Al? You got that file on Eddie Casales? 62 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:03,844 - Got it right here. - Thanks. 63 00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:07,431 Oh, and Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous. 64 00:05:07,556 --> 00:05:10,267 Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different. 65 00:05:10,392 --> 00:05:14,980 Here we are. Casales, age 40, sentenced 12 years Stateville Prison 66 00:05:15,105 --> 00:05:17,107 for two counts wilful destruction of property, 67 00:05:17,274 --> 00:05:19,527 possession of explosives without a permit. 68 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,821 No previous felony record. 69 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,406 Paroled last month after serving seven years. 70 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,409 Well, according to this, Frank, he was a model prisoner. 71 00:05:28,869 --> 00:05:30,246 [DREBIN] Motive and M.O. fit. 72 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,873 Yeah, well, it's as good a place as any to start. 73 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,417 Here's his last known address. 74 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:38,254 Evidently his ex-wife still lives there. 75 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,756 Let's check out this Eddie Casales. 76 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:42,299 Right. 77 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,427 [DREBIN] Our file on Casales pointed out the fact 78 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:47,638 that he had been divorced while in prison. 79 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:51,100 His wife buried herself in charity work to ease the pain. 80 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:53,102 [DOORBELL RINGING] 81 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:58,524 Yes? 82 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,359 - Are you Lana Casales? - Yes. 83 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,112 Lieutenant Drebin, Captain Hocken, Police Squad. 84 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,905 May we ask you some questions? 85 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,866 Oh, well, certainly. Come on in. 86 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:07,992 Thank you. 87 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:11,328 I hope you'll excuse the mess. I've been packing up a few things for charity. 88 00:06:11,453 --> 00:06:13,122 - Uh-huh. - May I take your coat, Captain? 89 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:14,373 Thank you. 90 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:17,084 I suppose this has something to do with Eddie? 91 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:18,544 I'm afraid so. 92 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,588 It's about the courthouse bombing, isn't it? 93 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,047 Well, it's in all the papers. 94 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:24,425 - Oh, let me take that. - Oh, thank you. 95 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:28,304 Have you, uh, seen or heard from Eddie since he's been released? 96 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,639 We haven't spoken much since the divorce. 97 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:32,016 It's just as well. 98 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,934 Do you know where Eddie is right now? 99 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:35,769 You might try the Club Flamingo. 100 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,480 He hangs out there with some chorus girl, 101 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,649 a floozy named Mimi Du Jour. 102 00:06:40,774 --> 00:06:42,276 Du Jour. Is she French? 103 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,112 That's just her stage name. Her real name is Mimi Coffee. 104 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,281 - HOCKEN: Coffee? - No, thank you. 105 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:50,492 [DREBIN] It seemed Lana welcomed this opportunity to pour her heart out. 106 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:52,995 At first she and Eddie had a good marriage, 107 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,706 regular jobs, close friends, a dentist. 108 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:59,627 She thought it would last forever. Slowly he began to change. 109 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,962 When Eddie's criminal activities became known, 110 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:04,632 they were run from town like common pygmies. 111 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:06,759 We waited until she had finished her story, 112 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,719 then we left on what we hoped would be 113 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:11,263 a rendezvous with Eddie Casales. 114 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,021 That evening we caught Mimi Du Jour's show 115 00:07:19,146 --> 00:07:20,522 at the Club Flamingo. 116 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,776 We hoped a talk with her would be half as revealing as her act. 117 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,819 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 118 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,743 [MIMI] Yeah? 119 00:07:32,868 --> 00:07:35,287 - Mimi Du Jour? - Yeah. 120 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:38,832 I'm Lieutenant Drebin. This is Captain Hocken, Police Squad. 121 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,503 Is this some kind of bust? 122 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,348 Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions. 123 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:47,007 Well, come on in. 124 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:52,179 Thank you. We'll try not to take up too much of your time. 125 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:54,556 - Do you mind if I change? - Not at all. 126 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,559 We understand you're acquainted with a certain Eddie Casales. 127 00:07:57,726 --> 00:07:59,979 Yeah. Why do you ask? 128 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,814 Just wanna ask him some questions. 129 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,899 He's not in any kind of trouble, is he? 130 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:06,224 Well, we're not sure. Do you know where we can find him? 131 00:08:06,276 --> 00:08:07,778 I have no idea. 132 00:08:07,903 --> 00:08:09,881 All right, let's get moving. You're on stage in five minutes. 133 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:11,591 There's a misunderstanding. We're police officers. 134 00:08:11,615 --> 00:08:13,033 Police officers? 135 00:08:14,576 --> 00:08:16,578 - Five minutes. - [PEOPLE CHEERING] 136 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,081 Did you by any chance, uh, have any occasion to know 137 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,666 where Eddie was last night? 138 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:24,336 Last night? Why, yes, he-he was with me. 139 00:08:24,461 --> 00:08:26,547 We went to the movies. 140 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,674 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 141 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,300 On the Waterfront. 142 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,512 Come on. There are no movie theatres on the waterfront. 143 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:36,432 - Mimi, you ready? - Eddie! 144 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:38,934 Hey, creeps, beat it! I'm taking the lady home. 145 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,436 They're cops, Eddie. 146 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,354 Eddie, we'd like to ask you a few questions. 147 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:44,457 Two minutes and I'm not kidding. You a policeman, too? 148 00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:45,816 No, I'm an ex-con. 149 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,651 Ex-con. 150 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,820 Two minutes. 151 00:08:49,945 --> 00:08:51,756 What were you doing on the waterfront last night, Eddie? 152 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:54,616 I wasn't on the waterfront. I was at the movies. 153 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,868 That's not what she says. 154 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:59,329 All right, can it. I know why you guys are here. 155 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:01,331 You're trying to pin that court bombing on me. 156 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,958 We were getting around to that. 157 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,561 Yeah, well, a lot of guys could have clone it. 158 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,171 Boy, you cops never give an ex-con a break. 159 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,649 I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, 160 00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:12,885 well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been. 161 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,772 - It's like you're branded for life. - We're sorry about that, Eddie. 162 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:19,558 Don't plan on leaving town. We might want to talk to you again. 163 00:09:19,683 --> 00:09:22,061 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 164 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,773 Didn't you tell them I was at the movies? 165 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:29,276 Sure, just like you said, Eddie. I'd never cross you up. 166 00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:31,236 Yeah. Good girl. 167 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,621 - [CAT SQUEALING] - So you see, Katie, 168 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,665 fish have gills to extract oxygen from water, 169 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,918 but... but air-breathing species have lungs 170 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,755 which are equipped only to accept oxygen in its natural state. 171 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,841 And that's why most mammals must live on land. 172 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:54,968 Wow, that's neat! 173 00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:56,887 Oh, hi, Frank. 174 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,181 Would you like to keep him, Katie? 175 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,016 Can I? 176 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,684 Gee, thanks, Mr. Olson. 177 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,645 Why don't you run along now, Katie, 178 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,648 and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football. 179 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,399 Okay. Bye, Mr. Olson. 180 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:11,193 Any Progress, Ted? 181 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,570 Some. Look at this. 182 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,366 We've been sorting through the fragments left by the bombing. 183 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,887 And we've been able to reconstruct the part of the courtroom 184 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,663 where the explosion occurred. 185 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,874 - What's the bomb made from? - I've analysed the fragments. 186 00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:29,044 We found traces of seven common household chemicals. 187 00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:32,422 When mixed together in the proper ratios, they can be highly unstable. 188 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,193 What you're saying is that anyone with a high school knowledge of chemistry 189 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,802 - could have made the bomb. - Right. 190 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:40,430 It's a fairly crude explosive, not the work of a professional. 191 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,266 - [GLASS SHATTERING] - Hey, watch it! 192 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,851 Hey, Frank, take it easy. 193 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,770 I'm sorry, Ted. 194 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:50,399 Doctor says that too much caffeine makes me edgy. 195 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,526 Why don't you try some of this? 196 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,570 It's decaffeinated coffee. 197 00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:56,280 Decaffeinated, huh? 198 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:58,949 Well, I'll give it a try. 199 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,829 - Ted. - [OLSON] Oh, hi, Frank. 200 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,914 You were right about that coffee. 201 00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:08,083 I sure feel better now. 202 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,836 [GLASS SHATTERING] 203 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,256 Well, accidents will happen. 204 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,800 [LAUGHING] 205 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,805 - [CRASHING] - [DREBIN EXCLAIMING] 206 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:26,018 [DREBIN LAUGHING] 207 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,649 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 208 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,750 [TIMER TICKING] 209 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:23,367 [MAN] [ON RADIO] ...kinda cold in that section of the country. 210 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:27,579 Locally, it is 68 degrees under partly cloudy skies... 211 00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:33,293 [MAN COUGHING ON RADIO] 212 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,837 [MAN] [ON RADIO] No reports of traffic congestion 213 00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:40,676 [COUGHING] on any of the major freeways coming into midtown. 214 00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:42,719 [COUGHING] 215 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:54,856 [NORBERG] [ON BULLHORN] Disperse! Please disperse! 216 00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:56,775 There's nothing for you to see here. 217 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,528 Please go home. Keep moving, please. 218 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,071 Keep moving. 219 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,948 [WOMAN CHATTERING ON RADIO] 220 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,534 - Glad you're here, Frank. - What do you got, Ed? 221 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:09,079 Victim's name was John Symington. He was a trial lawyer. 222 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:10,914 Oh, and this'll interest you. 223 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,792 - He used to be an assistant DA. - Uh-huh. 224 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,503 Seven years ago he prosecuted Eddie Casales. 225 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,839 - That's quite a coincidence. - Yeah. 226 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,009 I can't believe anybody would do something so cruel. 227 00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,720 Senseless brutality, senseless waste. 228 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,763 Cut down in the prime of life. 229 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:30,600 That car was a classic. A '68. 230 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:33,979 Do you suppose the widow would take $1,500 for it? 231 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,939 No, there's the tow truck. 232 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,900 What do you think, Ed? 233 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:42,821 Well, my guess, Frank, is it's the same sort of a bomb. 234 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,258 The strange thing is, we haven't been able to find the body. 235 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,285 - That was quite an explosion. - Yeah. 236 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,704 Well, our job's done here. 237 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,581 Yeah, we better get back to headquarters. 238 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,124 What time is it? 239 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,668 Mmm, it's later than I thought. 240 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:57,961 [NORBERG] Lieutenant, 241 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,715 I found this on the curb next to the car. 242 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,718 [DREBIN] Club Flamingo. 243 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,305 I think we better have a talk with Eddie Casales. 244 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,514 Mmm. 245 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,106 I'm telling you, you got nothing on me. You're wasting your time. 246 00:14:18,231 --> 00:14:20,359 [DREBIN] All right, Eddie. Let's go over it again. 247 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:22,194 Where were you last night? 248 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,613 I told you a dozen times. I was at the movies. 249 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,198 I've got the sandwiches here. 250 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,117 All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see? 251 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:30,911 I told you, I don't remember! 252 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,204 Uh, who had the egg salad? 253 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,830 [MIMICKING EDDIE] I don't remember. 254 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:34,955 Somebody ordered it. 255 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,792 You can't expect us to buy that. 256 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,543 But I already paid for it. 257 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,212 Why don't you give a guy a break? 258 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,506 - Thanks a lot. - What's the charge, huh? 259 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:45,467 - Uh, $4.58. - What're you trying to do, insult us? 260 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,928 Okay, $3.50. Coffee's on me. 261 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,722 I told you. I went to the movies. I fell asleep. I don't remember. 262 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,141 You don't expect us to swallow that! 263 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,143 All right, I'll eat it. 264 00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:57,771 But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it. 265 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,358 All right, Eddie. Let's say you did go to the movies. 266 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,567 Okay. 267 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,486 [ALL] You did go to the movies. 268 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,073 Then let's say that you were nowhere near the Club Flamingo. 269 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,408 All right. 270 00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:11,827 [ALL] You were nowhere near the Club Flamingo. 271 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,414 Then explain this to me. 272 00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:19,209 Well, you take this little cardboard stick out 273 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,754 with sulphur on the end and you rub it on the edges 274 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:26,341 - and it makes fire. - Don't play dumb with me, Eddie. 275 00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,635 You spend a lot of time at the Club Flamingo. 276 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,179 Yeah, well, so did a lot of guys. It was a popular club. 277 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:32,824 AL: Captain, can you take a phone call? 278 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,057 Not now, Al. 279 00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:37,144 Why don't you come clean? Make it easy on yourself. Tell us the truth. 280 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,771 Well, I ain't talking! You got nothing to book me on! 281 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,606 Frank. 282 00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:46,653 I'm afraid he's right. We're gonna have to let him go. 283 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:49,614 All the evidence we've got is purely circumstantial. 284 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:51,616 Yeah, you're right. 285 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,705 Tell that bomber to take off. 286 00:15:57,664 --> 00:16:01,585 [PLANE ENGINE ROARING] 287 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:16,308 [DREBIN] When I got home I received a call from Mimi Du Jour. 288 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,227 She said she wanted to see me at the club right away. 289 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:22,147 Since I had no idea where the Club Right away was, 290 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,358 I suggested the Club Flamingo. She agreed. 291 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,364 - May I check your coat? - Thank you. 292 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,244 Thank you. 293 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,418 Well, Mimi Du Jour. 294 00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:46,171 Oh, Lieutenant, thank you for coming. 295 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,673 - Cigarette? - Yes, I know. 296 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,053 Well, what can I do for you? 297 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,554 It's about Eddie. 298 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,265 I... I can't cover for him any more. 299 00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:00,060 - Ricardo, two more, please. - What do you mean? 300 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,813 - I lied. He never took me to the movies. - What? 301 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,901 [ENUNCIATING LOUDLY] I lied. He never took me to the movies. 302 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,029 - Where'd he go? - Out somewhere. 303 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:13,990 He told me it was best if I didn't know anything. 304 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:18,703 If he's mixed up in all this trouble, I don't wanna be part of it. 305 00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,872 And if it's another girl he's seeing, 306 00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:23,041 - [SLURPING] - I don't wanna be a sap. 307 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,710 Mmm. I understand. 308 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,587 No, you don't. 309 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,299 You don't know how hard it is ratting on the guy you love. 310 00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:34,261 I'm all Eddie's had since he divorced his wife. 311 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,596 Wait a minute, I thought Lana left him. 312 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:40,100 No. Now he has good reason to dump me, too. 313 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,686 [CRYING] 314 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:46,022 Maybe I should have just kept my big mouth shut. 315 00:17:46,147 --> 00:17:48,066 [WHIMPERING] 316 00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:53,154 [DREBIN] Mimi had done the right thing. 317 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,992 She had provided me with a few answers, but now I needed more. 318 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,454 - Hi, Johnny. - Hi. 319 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:08,003 I need some information on a certain parolee. 320 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:10,630 You mean Eddie Casales? 321 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,632 Yeah, what do you know about him? 322 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:16,928 Convicted bomber, released a month ago. 323 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:20,640 - It's all in your files, Lieutenant. - No, no, no, I need something personal. 324 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,350 What occupies his time? 325 00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:29,524 Mimi Du Jour and the Milwaukee Brewers. 326 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,986 Does he see many games? 327 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,447 Season tickets. 328 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,201 Beyond that, I don't know nothing. 329 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,746 Thanks, Johnny. 330 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:58,470 Johnny, I've been getting a lot of mail about the Cinderella complex. 331 00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,804 So? 332 00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:09,981 Women's fear of success has left many of them confused 333 00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:12,525 about their wants and needs. 334 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,195 Consequently, stress-related burnout 335 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,740 has driven many women from feminist aggression 336 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,784 to female passivity, 337 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,704 dependent upon their partner for vicarious fulfilment. 338 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:26,831 Well, what do I tell them? 339 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,295 Tell them to get in touch with their unconscious feelings 340 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:35,757 and to share in the growth process with their partner. 341 00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:38,426 Thanks, Johnny. 342 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,804 See you. 343 00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:45,183 Uh, Lana, Lieutenant Drebin here. We picked up Eddie. 344 00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:46,559 But we had to release him. 345 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,020 We don't have enough to hold him on. 346 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,439 Oh, he's such a vindictive man. 347 00:19:51,564 --> 00:19:54,693 What will it take to put him behind bars for good? 348 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,712 Well, we're lacking that one piece of special evidence 349 00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,863 that would make an airtight case. 350 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:02,158 In the meantime, Lana, we're worried about you and Mimi. 351 00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:05,829 - Mimi? - Yeah, Mimi blew his alibi. 352 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,832 Now, Eddie knows the two of you talked to the police and he's mad. 353 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,042 There's no predicting what he might do. 354 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,461 We've offered Mimi police protection, 355 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:16,131 but she's tired of having the cops hanging around. 356 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,507 I see. 357 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:21,636 Now, we're prepared to offer you the same police protection. 358 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,431 That's very thoughtful, Lieutenant, but it won't be necessary. 359 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,225 - I'm leaving town tonight. - Oh, I see. 360 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,603 Ah, well, in the long run, that might be just as well. 361 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,356 Listen, Lana, in the meantime, be careful. 362 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,985 [DREBIN] Lana's attitude seemed confusing. 363 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,278 [EXCLAIMING] 364 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,865 She was almost hostile toward Eddie, yet she felt no threat from him. 365 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,742 Now she was suddenly leaving town. 366 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,995 Mimi was scared. She had to be. She was a sitting duck. 367 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,997 She loved Eddie. That was clear. 368 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,375 But if he was the bomber, she knew there could be no future. 369 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,462 There was nothing we could do now but wait for the bomber's next move 370 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,298 and hope we could stop him before he struck again. 371 00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,716 [SLURPING] 372 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,635 Is she still there, Frank? 373 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,262 Yeah. 374 00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:06,181 You've gotta hand it to Mimi. 375 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,391 Her life's in danger and yet she won't run away. 376 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:09,851 Mmm. 377 00:21:41,382 --> 00:21:43,927 [SLURPING] 378 00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:04,405 [SLURPING] 379 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,628 [SLURPING] 380 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,797 - Hmm? - Hold it. 381 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,550 There's someone over there. Let's go. 382 00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:26,261 It's time. We've spotted the suspect and we're going in. 383 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,555 [MAN] Roger, we copy. We have you in view. 384 00:22:28,721 --> 00:22:29,973 Not so loud. 385 00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:31,891 [MAN] Sorry, we didn't copy that. 386 00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:35,353 - Will you be quiet? - [MAN] Roger. Ready to assist. 387 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,606 HOCKEN: Okay, hold it! 388 00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,692 [DREBIN] Not this time, Lana. The game's over. 389 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,819 - Stand back! - Now, make it easy on yourself. 390 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,445 We know you did the other bombings. 391 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,423 I'm warning you, Lieutenant. Don't come any closer 392 00:22:46,447 --> 00:22:48,287 or I'll blow this whole neighbourhood sky high. 393 00:22:48,324 --> 00:22:50,368 Get back! Get back all of you. 394 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,775 You people are in great danger. 395 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,511 Now someone could get hurt. Now get back. 396 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,580 [TIRES SCREECHING] 397 00:22:54,622 --> 00:22:56,291 [CRASHING] 398 00:22:56,457 --> 00:22:58,585 Listen to me. Get your hands off that detonator. 399 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:02,005 Forget it, Lieutenant. You set me up. If I can't have Eddie back, 400 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,970 I'll make sure that Mimi can't have him either. 401 00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:05,633 [DREBIN] Wait! 402 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,763 I don't understand, I... 403 00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:11,973 [SIRENS WAILING] 404 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,140 Eddie! 405 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,894 Just in time, Eddie. 406 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,897 - Piece of cake, Lieutenant. - No, thanks. I just ate. 407 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,783 Well, Lana, you didn't leave town tonight, 408 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,912 but you'll be leaving soon for the Stateville Prison. 409 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,332 Okay, boys, run her in. 410 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,642 - Here you are, Ed. - Oh, thanks, Frank. 411 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,894 Well, it looks like Lana'll be doing her bombing 412 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,687 up in the Stateville Prison from now on. 413 00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:03,066 Up there along with Sally Decker and Martin and Gunderson. 414 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:06,152 You know, there's one thing that still puzzles me about this case. 415 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:09,155 Now, you said Eddie lied about his alibi? 416 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,407 Yeah, he wasn't at the movie. 417 00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:14,327 He was over in Milwaukee watching a baseball game. 418 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,829 Afraid to tell anyone because crossing over the state line 419 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,667 - is a violation of parole. - Parole violation, huh? 420 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,377 Well, what are we gonna do about that? 421 00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:25,004 Ah, forget it. 422 00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:28,341 There are some things you can't deprive a man of. 423 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,802 Well, I'll drink to that, Frank. 424 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,062 Say, Captain, what do you want me to do with these files... 425 00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:53,366 [MALE NARRATOR] Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting story 426 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,827 from the files of Police Squad!