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01 Police Squad Episode 1 - English

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[MALE NARRATOR]
Police Squad! In color.

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Starring Leslie Nielsen.

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Also starring Alan North.

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[GUNS FIRING]

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[SCREAMING]

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And Rex Hamilton
as Abraham Lincoln.

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[GUN FIRING]

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Tonight's special guest star,
Lorne Greene.

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Tonight's episode,
The Broken Promise.

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[JIM] Sally, I just can't
cover up for you any more.

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I'm in this thing
way too deep already.

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Oh, not as deep as I am.

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Oh, honey, please, my orthodontist
is getting anxious. He wants his money.

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Well, tell him you haven't got it.
What can he do?

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What can he do?

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He'd beat up his own mother
when it comes to money.

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Oh, Jim, please, you gotta go along
with me or I'm in serious trouble.

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I'm sorry, Sally.

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Please, I only need
a couple more days.

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By then,
the rubber bands will be off.

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Yeah, sure, then next week
you'll need a retainer.

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- There's no end to it.
- Jim, please, one more visit.

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Just for tightening.

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Sally, I'm sorry.
This is it. End of the line.

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[SIGHING] All right.

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I'll think of something.
I've got to.

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Look, Sally,
you know I'd like to help you,

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but with the auditors coming in,
I've got to balance the books.

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[DOORBELL JINGLES]

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Good afternoon, sir.
May I help you?

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- I'd like to cash this check.
- Payroll check?

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Yes, I'm with
the Lerman tire company.

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At least I used to be.
I just got laid off today.

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[JIM] Well, since this is
your first time here,

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can I see some identification,
uh, Mr. Twice?

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Yeah, sure.
Here's my driver's license.

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[JIM] Do you have
two major credit cards?

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Uh, thumbprint here, please.

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Now stand on that line
and look directly into the camera.

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- [CAMERA CLICKS]
- Thank you.

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Now look to your left and cough.

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[COUGHS]

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And again.

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[COUGHS]

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Now, spread your toes, please.

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And the other foot.

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Thank you.
Come and see us anytime, Mr. Twice.

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Thanks.

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[GUN FIRING]

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Sally!

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[GUN FIRING]

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Sally!

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[SCREAMING]

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[DREBIN] My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,

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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,

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a special detail
of the police department.

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There'd been a recent wave
of gorgeous fashion models

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found naked and unconscious
in Laundromats on the West Side.

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Unfortunately,
I was assigned to investigate

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hold ups at neighbourhood credit unions.

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I was across town doing my laundry

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when I heard their call
on the double killing.

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It took me 20 minutes to get there.

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My boss was already on the scene.

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An attempted hold up, Frank.
Cashier's the only witness.

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According to her,
the gunman shot the teller,

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she grabbed the gun
and shot the hold up man.

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It's the same M.O. as the others.

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It could be, but this one has
an interesting wrinkle.

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The gunman, Twice,
is a good family man with no prior record.

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- Could I talk to her?
- Sure.

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This is Sally Decker, Frank.

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- Hello, Miss Decker.
- Hello.

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I'm Captain Frank Drebin.

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I understand you've had
a pretty rough time.

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Yeah, it was pretty bad.

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- Cigarette?
- Yes, I know.

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Well.

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- Do you feel up to any questions?
- I'll try.

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Where were you
when all this happened?

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I was right here
at my desk, working.

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And when was the first time
you noticed something was wrong?

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Well, when I first heard the shot,
and as I turned, Jim fell.

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Uh, he's the teller, Frank.

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- What, Jim Fell's the teller?
- No, Jim Johnson.

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- Who's Jim Fell?
- [HOCKEN] Oh, he's the auditor, Frank.

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He had the flu, so Jim filled in.

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Phil Who?

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- Phil Din. He's the night watchman, Frank.
- [CRYING]

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If only Phil had been here.

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Now wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.

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Twice came in and shot the teller
and Jim fell.

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No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson.
Fell is ill.

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Okay, then after he shot the teller,
you shot Twice.

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No, I only shot once.

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Twice is the holdup man.

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Then I guess I did shoot Twice.

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Oh, so now you're
changing your story.

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No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.

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You shot Twice and Jim Fell?

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No, Jim fell first,
and then I shot Twice once.

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- Who fired twice?
- Once.

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He's the owner
of the tire company, Frank.

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Okay.

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Wunce is the owner of the tire company
and he fired Twice.

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- Then Twice shot the teller once.
- Twice.

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- And Jim fell and then you fired twice.
- Once.

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Mmm.

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Okay, all right,
that'll be all for now, Miss Decker.

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Now, we'll need you to make
a formal statement down at the station.

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Oh, of course.

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You've been very helpful.
We think we know how he did it.

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Oh, Howie couldn't have done it.
He hasn't been in for weeks.

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Well.

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- Thank you again, Miss Decker.
- [SALLY SOBBING]

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Weeks?

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Sol Weeks.
He's the controller, Frank.

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[DREBIN] Sally Decker
told a convincing story.

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I thought she would make a good witness
if the case ever came to trial.

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But somehow,
something didn't sit right.

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I drove back to Police Squad

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to see what Homicide
and the lab boys had picked up.

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So, Billy, when the moisture in the air
comes in contact with the cold pitcher,

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it forms water droplets,
what we call "condensation."

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Just like on your mother
when she gets out of the shower,

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glistening with tiny little beads of...

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Oh, hi, Frank.

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That'll be all for today, Billy.

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Next week, we'll look into
some interesting experiments

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we can do
with discarded swimwear.

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Gee, thanks, Mr. Olsen. Bye.

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You come up with anything, Ted?

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Well, we got the coroner's report

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on the depth of penetration
of the bullet in Jim Johnson's body.

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If the holdup man
had been where Sally Decker said,

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the bullet should have
penetrated deeper.

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Let me show you what we did.

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These guns are identical
to the one that killed Jim Johnson.

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Watch carefully as I test fire this gun

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into these videotapes
of Barbara Walters interviews.

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As you can see, it completely destroys
the Burt Reynolds interview.

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And everything
from... from Bo Derek to Paul Newman.

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But only up to the point
where Barbra asks him,

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"Is it difficult to love?"

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Now let me show you what happens
when the gun is fired from three feet.

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Which is the distance
Sally claimed the shots were fired from.

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Notice?

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Complete destruction.

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Right up to the point
where she asked Katharine Hepburn

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what kind of tree she'd like to be.

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[DREBIN] Our next stop
was a neighborhood known as Little Italy.

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A criminal investigation seldom follows
a straightforward, clear-cut course.

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This one was obviously no exception.

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I felt we had to talk
with Ralph Twice's widow

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to see how much she knew.

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Oh, please go away.

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Please go away.

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I don't want to answer
any more of your questions.

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We're sorry to bother you
at a time like this, Mrs. Twice.

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We would have come earlier,
but your husband wasn't dead then.

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Oh, Ralph was such a good man.

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Who could have done
such a horrible thing?

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Did he owe any money?

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Doctor bills? Gambling debts?
Book-of-the-Month Club?

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No, nothing.

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Just two more payments
on our solar telescope.

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Oh, poor Ralph.

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Do you know what it's like to be married
to a wonderful man for 14 years?

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No, I can't say that I do.

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I did, uh, live
with a guy once, though,

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but that was just
for a couple of years.

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Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos,
people didn't understand.

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[CRYING] om

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Ran him out of town
like a common pig my.

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Did he have any enemies?

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[SNIFFING]
Well, the Democrats didn't like him.

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Sure, he was a physical education major,
but he had a mind.

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He could think. He wasn't all muscle,
all body, all sinewy limbs.

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He got married, you know,
later, had three kids.

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Never cared for her.
Sent a nice gift, never got a note.

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[SOBBING]

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Now, I know this is a long shot,
but did he ever eat chop suey?

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Why, no. No, he never did.

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It was just a hunch.

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I told him she was wrong.

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[SOBBING]

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And that youngest boy,
just like his father, football hero.

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Lived with him for a year.
It wasn't the same.

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- Can't go back.
- Oh, poor Ralph.

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And what about my daughter?
What am I gonna tell her?

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Yeah, you're gonna have to
tell her something.

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- Tell her he went on a long trip.
- Tell her... Wait a minute.

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How about a big monster came
and took him to Daddy Heaven?

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Oh!

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- Nah.
- What about this?

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He threw himself on a grenade
to save the battalion? Yeah, that's it.

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No, no, wait a minute.

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He was killed by left wing
insurgents from Paraguay.

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No, Bolivia!

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I got it. I got... He... He was
traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.

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[DREBIN] No further progress was made
in the next 10 hours.

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The following morning,
I reported back to Police Squad.

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About 10:00,
Sally Decker dictated a formal statement.

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She said the holdup man
had come in once before,

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to extort protection money.

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- Something new?
- Nothing.

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Anything here?

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Not until we get the lab reports.

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AL: I got them right here, Chief.

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Reports on our APB, negative.

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R and I rundown on Twice, negative.

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Fingerprint identification, negative.

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Well, if he was crooked,
he sure had a lot of people fooled.

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What about the final autopsy report
on Johnson and Twice?

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- They should rest in peace.
- Yeah, anything unusual there?

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Yeah, take a look at that section
on bullet penetration.

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Mmm, according to this,

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the bullet canals in both bodies
took an upward course.

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And they were standing
face to face.

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Just a few feet apart.

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Get me Pete Preussing at Homicide.

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Tell him I want to meet him
and a few of his men

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down at the Acme Credit Union.

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Right away, sir.

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[DREBIN] Now, Preussing,
move closer, slowly.

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All right, that's it.

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This is the approximate distance

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the two men were apart
when the shots were fired.

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Now, McBeen,
you're gonna be the teller.

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Preussing, you're Ralph Twice.

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The tape indicates
the path the bullet took.

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All right.

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Holdup man enters,
demands money and fires.

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[DREBIN] I spent most
of the afternoon trying to determine

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the possible angles from which
the bullets might have been fired.

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Re-enactment of a crime
in this way can be a helpful tool

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in a criminal investigation.

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If the teller had his back turned
and then the gunman fired

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[GUNSHOT]
Hmm.

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- A ricochet.
- [GUNSHOT]

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[PHONE RINGING]

243
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,980
After several hours,
I had some interesting theories,

244
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,606
but still nothing conclusive.

245
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,692
When my boss called,
I gave him the information,

246
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,361
but I knew
I needed more answers.

247
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,864
And I had an idea
of where I could get some.

248
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,501
[SIGHING]

249
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,545
What's the word
on the street, Johnny?

250
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:02,382
I don't know.
I hear a lot of things. Pick a topic.

251
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,226
Do you know anything
about the double killings

252
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,471
at the Acme Credit Union?

253
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,976
You're barking up the wrong tree
with this Ralph Twice.

254
00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:15,979
He's a good family man
and makes a decent living.

255
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:19,232
Wasn't his fault he got fired
from the tire company.

256
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,236
But who could predict that Brazil
would cut off the rubber supply?

257
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,614
They're nationalizing
the industry in two weeks,

258
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,241
so he would have gotten
his job back anyway.

259
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,703
Now, Sally Decker,
that's another story.

260
00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:35,874
She used to be Joe Surlow's girl
until she got involved in the numbers.

261
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,460
Before you knew it,
she was up to her pretty little neck

262
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:40,504
in penny-ante bunko scams.

263
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,466
Where do I locate this Surlow?

264
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,053
He's working at this address.

265
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,141
Thanks, Johnny.

266
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,737
What do you know
about life after death?

267
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,906
I wouldn't know
anything about it.

268
00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:15,789
You talking existential being
or anthropomorphic deity?

269
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,961
[DREBIN] After taking care
of an urgent personal matter,

270
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,047
I proceeded directly to the address
that Johnny had given me.

271
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:30,303
It turned out to be one of those
all-night wicker places.

272
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,849
Surlow had done some time
years earlier for a minor of fence.

273
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,059
He was one of those guys
who had come up through

274
00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:37,727
the school of hard knocks.

275
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,481
Eventually, he admitted that he and Sally
had been long-time acquaintances.

276
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,358
She had come to him recently

277
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,986
to ask for money
to pay off an oral debt.

278
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,238
The orthodontist needed the money.

279
00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:50,574
Surlow had done
what he could for her.

280
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:54,035
Fortunately, he had remembered
the dentist's name,

281
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,246
Dr. Robert Zubatsky.

282
00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:59,499
[INDISTINCT]

283
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:04,087
[DREBIN] Zubatsky's office was located
in Fox Point Heights.

284
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,506
A fashionable area of town
where foreign imports

285
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:10,135
and two-martini lunches
were the order of the day.

286
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,138
His clientele were the sons
and daughters of the privileged.

287
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:17,184
I decided it might be a good time
to have my teeth checked.

288
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,521
Mr. Drebin,
Dr. Zubatsky will see you now.

289
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,611
That's the second door
on your left, Mr. Drebin.

290
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,454
You're next, Carl.

291
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:43,418
As soon as this impression is complete,
we'll know a lot more, Mr. Drebin.

292
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:45,337
Are those X-rays ready,
Miss Frenzell?

293
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,547
Yes, Doctor.
Would you like to take a look?

294
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,216
Yes, I would.

295
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,056
[SUCTIONING]

296
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,488
[SUCTIONING]

297
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:25,043
[SUCTIONING]

298
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,223
[SUCTIONING]

299
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,183
All right, let's get started, shall we?

300
00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:41,643
[MUMBLES]

301
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,438
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

302
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,609
Sally Decker?
Sally Decker. That name rings a bell.

303
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,902
No, I can't place it.

304
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:52,362
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

305
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:55,031
Look, I'm telling you, I don't know her.

306
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:57,534
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

307
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,828
All right, I know her.
She was a patient of mine.

308
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,931
Her lower left quadrant
was all messed up, but so what?

309
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,623
[DENTIST CHOKING]

310
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:06,501
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

311
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,105
Okay, okay, now, look, uh,
she's a good... good... good-looking dame.

312
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,006
We went out and had, uh, laughs,

313
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,050
a couple of drinks, but, uh, uh,
that's the whole story.

314
00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:15,927
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

315
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:19,139
Look, look, I... I don't need trouble.
I'll cooperate.

316
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,391
My God, you're an animal!

317
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:25,729
I am not an animal!

318
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:29,274
I am a human being!

319
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,070
[DREBIN] Zubatsky's information
pointed in the same direction,

320
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,572
Sally Decker.

321
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:39,075
The pieces were now coming together,
but they still weren't enough.

322
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,661
We needed something more
for a conviction.

323
00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:45,123
I stopped back at Police Squad
to set the trap.

324
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:49,753
When I got to the elevator,
my boss was already on the scene.

325
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,424
Any luck with the dentist, Frank?

326
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:57,761
Sally paid him up in full, one clay
after the double killing and theft.

327
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,886
[BELL DINGING]

328
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,306
- How do you know that?
- Went through his files.

329
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,392
Sally was seeing Zubatsky,
six years, maybe seven.

330
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,061
Eight times a year.

331
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,189
Always in arrears. Then suddenly,
24 hours after the killing,

332
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,149
she's paid up in full.

333
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:12,359
[BELL DINGING]

334
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:16,112
Well, it looks like she's in this thing
up to her pretty little ears.

335
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,490
Was the, uh, dentist cooperative?

336
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,784
Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope.

337
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,079
Now we have to see if we can get Sally
to stick her head into the noose.

338
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,330
Yeah.

339
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,052
SALLY: Hello?

340
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,763
Hello, Sally, this is Dr. Zubatsky.

341
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,599
[ZUBATSKY'S VOICE]
I need to talk to you.

342
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,810
Sorry, B.Z., we're through.

343
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,853
I paid you in full.

344
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:51,439
I made an appointment
with another orthodontist.

345
00:19:51,564 --> 00:19:54,984
That's right, Sally. You did pay me.
I have the money right here.

346
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,862
Fresh from the mint, traceable.

347
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,699
You wanna talk?

348
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:03,451
Yeah, okay, you win.

349
00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,203
Half an hour.

350
00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:07,455
Corner of Cherry and Galena.

351
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,668
What was
the phony phone call about?

352
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,461
Just socializing.

353
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,922
Talked to our little friend, Sally Decker.

354
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:18,383
Well, outside of the fact
that she paid off the dentist,

355
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,885
we still have no real proof
and no motive.

356
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:24,389
Well, I say dippin' into the till
for $1,200 is a pretty good motive.

357
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,641
Not enough, Frank.
We'll need more.

358
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,727
Don't worry.

359
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,187
I got a date with her.

360
00:20:31,312 --> 00:20:34,023
Frank, one thing.

361
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:38,153
Now, if you're right,
she's already killed two men.

362
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,988
You'd better watch your step.

363
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,576
[SCREAMS]

364
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:06,848
Sergeant Drebin!

365
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:10,101
- Hello, Sally, you waiting for someone?
- I was just about to leave.

366
00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:12,788
Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors.
They always keep you waiting.

367
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,397
I don't know
what you're talking about.

368
00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:17,358
Come on over here and sit down.
I'll tell you.

369
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:21,196
I've been doing some checking up, Sally,
and it doesn't add up.

370
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,864
What do you mean, Lieutenant?

371
00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:25,241
I don't think that
Twice shot Johnson.

372
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,368
I don't understand.
I was there when it happened.

373
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,538
I think that you took the money,
to pay your orthodontist.

374
00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:33,708
Oh, Captain Drebin!
That just isn't true.

375
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,502
You knew it was
just a matter of time.

376
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,213
You knew that,
until the payoff was discovered.

377
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,006
But that's impossible.

378
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:42,425
I haven't ever been involved
in anything so heinous.

379
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,595
Yeah, that's right.
Sally Decker has no record.

380
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,390
But Sally was formerly Babs Caltrane.

381
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,643
Notorious gunrunner in Memphis.

382
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:55,104
Only difference is, Babs has red hair.

383
00:21:57,690 --> 00:22:01,945
And before that, she was a brunette
hit man named Zazu Pitts.

384
00:22:03,696 --> 00:22:07,617
And before that,
she sang backup for Aretha Franklin.

385
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,873
All right, Frank, did your research
reveal that I did a stint

386
00:22:13,998 --> 00:22:16,209
with the marines and reupped?

387
00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:22,257
No, I can't say that it did.

388
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,216
[SALLY EXCLAIMS]

389
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:24,801
[SCREAMS]

390
00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:58,793
Sally! Sally Decker!

391
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:00,753
This is the police.

392
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,589
You are surrounded.

393
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:06,509
Throw down your gun and surrender.
You do not have a chance.

394
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,052
[GUN CLICKS]

395
00:23:08,177 --> 00:23:10,013
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

396
00:23:11,472 --> 00:23:12,932
[GUN CLICKS]

397
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:28,114
All right, Sally,
you're under arrest.

398
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:30,033
Sergeant, take her away and book her.

399
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,618
Sergeant Takeraway.

400
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,036
Sergeant Booker.

401
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,749
Well, that was
some pretty fancy police work, Frank.

402
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,418
I know you got Sally's record from R and I,

403
00:23:40,543 --> 00:23:42,837
but how did you know she handled
the loan office heist?

404
00:23:42,962 --> 00:23:44,923
Just a little hunch back at the office.

405
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,508
Thought so.
I brought that little hunchback with me.

406
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,803
- Charlie, come out here.
- Charlie, good going.

407
00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:58,186
Oh, hi, Frank.

408
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,980
Hi, Ed. Just got back
from the arraignment.

409
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,250
Sally Decker's gonna have to get
her teeth straightened

410
00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:05,026
in the Stateville Prison
from now on.

411
00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:05,985
Good.

412
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,237
And there'll be plenty of time
to do it, too.

413
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,615
Got something on the
side of your mouth, Al.

414
00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,327
No, no, no, the other side.

415
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:21,709
You know, Frank,
there's one thing I still don't understand.

416
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:23,795
Now, how did you know that the money

417
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,340
Sally gave to Dr. Zubatsky
wasn't traceable?

418
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,925
- I didn't.
- Yeah?

419
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,718
But neither did Sally.

420
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,329
[MALE NARRATOR] Be sure to tune in
next week for another exciting story

421
00:24:58,454 --> 00:25:00,456
from the files of Police Squad!