# You can place the script of your game in this file.

init:
    # Declare images below this line, using the image statement.
    # eg. image eileen happy = "eileen_happy.png"
    image Kiwi = "kiwi.png"
    image Kiwispin = "Kiwispin.png"
    image Kiwitoast = "kiwitoast.png"
    image Kiwispit = "kiwispit.png"
    image Kiwiangry = "kiwiangry.png"
    image Kiwishy = "kiwishy.png"
    image Kiwisad = "kiwisad.png"
    image Kiwiswim = "kiwiswim.png"
    image Kiwisex ="Kiwisex.png"
    image Kiwioho ="kiwiohho.png"
    image Kiwishyswim ="kiwishyswim.png"
    image Kiwiconch ="kiwiconch.png"
    image Kiwicryconch ="Kiwicryconch.png"
    image Kiwigood ="kiwigood.png"
    image Kiwigoodswim ="Kiwigoodwim.png"
    image Kiwiwedding ="kiwiwedding.png"
    image Kiwikiss ="kiwikiss.png"
    image Kiwigoodhappy ="kiwigoodhappy.png"
    image Kiwitrue ="Kiwitrue.png"
    image Kiwitruesing ="Kiwitruesing.png"
    image Kiwitruewed ="Kiwitruewed.png"
    image Gupi = "Gupi.png"
    image Gupigood ="gupigood.png"
    image Gero = "Geroshabou.png"
    image Gerogood ="geroshabougood.png"
    image Nuki =  "Nuki.png"
    image Nukigood ="nukigood.png"
    image Nukishy = "Nukishy.png"
    image Mumi = "Mumi.png"
    image Mumisad = "Mumisad.png"
    image Mumishy = "Mumishy.png"
    image Mumiswim = "mumiswim.png"
    image Mumisexy ="mumisexy.png"
    image Mumislut ="mumislut.png"
    image Mumigood ="Mumigood.png"
    image teacher = "teacher.png"
    image FeeFee ="feefee.png"
    image BloodFeeFee ="bloodfeefee.png"
    image driver ="driver.png"
    image bg alarm = "alarm.jpg"
    image bg blank = "blank.jpg"
    image bg enterkiwi = "enterkiwi.jpg"
    image bg bed ="bed.JPG"
    image bg kitchen ="kitchen.jpg"
    image bg chichihouse ="chichihouse.jpg"
    image bg road = "road.jpg"
    image bg classroom = "classroom.jpg"
    image bg smileclass = "smileclass.jpg"
    image bg desk ="desk.jpg"
    image bg kiwidesk ="Kiwidesk.jpg"
    image bg kiwichair = "kiwichair.jpg"
    image bg kiwisrs = "kiwisrs.jpg"
    image bg mumirape = "mumirape.png"
    image bg dickworms = "dickworms.jpg"
    image bg mumiexplode ="mumiexplode.png"
    image bg beach = "beach.jpg"
    image bg bats ="bats.jpg"
    image bg demons ="demons.jpg"
    image bg lookout ="lookout.jpg"
    image bg barf = "barf.jpg"
    image bg bondage = "bondage.jpg"
    image bg blur ="blur.jpg"
    image bg smashed = "smashed.jpg"
    image bg swim ="swim.jpg."
    image bg boobgrab ="boobgrab.jpg"
    image bg kiwicum ="kiwicum.png"
    image bg headexplode ="headexplode.jpg"
    image bg werewolves ="werewolves.jpg"
    image bg maid ="maid.jpg"
    image bg library ="Library.JPG"
    image bg hell ="hell.jpg"
    image bg heaven ="heaven.jpg"
    image bg ponies ="ponies.jpg"
    image bg melt ="melt.jpg"
    image bg dickhell ="dickhell.jpg"
    image bg dickhell1 ="dickhell1.jpg"
    image bg flying ="flying.jpg"
    image bg deathflying ="deathflying.jpg"
    image bg happyfamily ="happyfamily.jpg"
    image bg hellfamily ="hellfamily.jpg"
    image bg train ="train.jpg"
    image bg teaparty ="teaparty.jpg"
    image bg mumiface ="Mumiface.jpg"
    image bg throne ="throne.jpg"
    image bg hellthrone ="hellthrone.jpg"
    image bg lightswitch ="lightswitch.jpg"
    image bg castle ="castle.jpg"
    image bg kuma ="kuma.jpg"
    
    # Declare characters used by this game.
    $ s = Character('Chichi-chan', color="#ffffff")
    $ k = Character('Kiwi-chan', color="#ff00ff")
    $ t = Character('Teacher', color="#FFFF00")
    $ z = Character('Note', color="#ffffff")
    $ m = Character('Mumi-chan', color="#00FF00")
    $ h = Character('My heart', color="#FF0000")
    $ g = Character('Gupi-chan', color="FF6600")
    $ n = Character('Nuki-chan', color="009999")
    $ ge = Character('Geroshabou-chan', color ="FF6699")
    $ f =Character('FeeFee-san', color ="#00FFFF")
    $ u = Character('Usagigoro-chan', color="#ffffff")
    $ q = Character('Train Conductor', color="#FF0000")

# The game starts here.
label start:
        scene bg alarm
"I am abruptly awoken by the sound of my alarm clock."
"This is strange, because last I remember my clock wasn’t even plugged into the wall."
"I lazily roll over to check the time."
"7:00 AM."
"My house is within walking distance of my school, so I can sleep in for at least another thirty minutes before I have to start getting ready."
scene bg blank
with slidedown
"I close my eyes and try to get back to sleep."
"I hear the thumping pitter-patter of small feet racing through the house. It’s probably just my dog, so I don’t think much of it."
scene bg enterkiwi
with hpunch
"Suddenly, my door bursts open, and in runs the most horrible abortion of mankind I have ever laid eyes on."
"The monster jumps on me, pins me to my bed, and lets out an ear-piercing battle cry."
scene bg bed
show Kiwi
with fade
k "Sleeping in is forbidden, Chichi-chan~!! Kiwi-chan is here to help Chichi-chan get ready for another sugoi day at gakkou, laliho~!!"
"As she speaks, her massive tits jiggle in opposing circular motions."
"It's disgusting, yet strangely hypnotic."
s "Okay, if you stop trying to break my dick, I'll go get ready for school."
"Fearing for my life, I meekly comply with her demands."
"I look in my closet to find that all of my T-shirts and jeans have been replaced with ridiculous Japanese uniforms that look more like something a priest would wear than a teenage boy."
s "Did you steal all my shirts and pants?"
s "Where did all my normal clothes go?"
k "These ARE Chichi-chan's normal clothes, sillyhead~!"
k "Every Nihon koukousei has to wear a uniform, like Kiwi-chan's~!"
hide Kiwi
show Kiwispin
with moveinleft
s "Kiwi-chan spins around in circles to show off her clothes."
"Her skirt flies up to reveal even more of her urine-stained underwear and her boobies flail in the wind, smacking me in the head and knocking me to the floor."
hide Kiwispin
show Kiwi
with moveinright
"She is clearly a very dangerous creature."
"I reluctantly put on my new uniform in petrified silence to avoid any further brain trauma."
k "Now Kiwi-chan has to make toast!"
s "But I don't even eat breakfast."
k "It' not for Chichi-chan, DUH. <3"
k "Who said Kiwi-chan was making Chichi-chan breakfast, ne?"
k "And of course Kiwi-chan is not going to actually eat the toast."
k "Eating food is for stupidfats; it will only compromise Kiwi-chan's 9 kg girlish figure."
hide Kiwi
show bg kitchen
"Kiwi-chan dashes to the kitchen, takes two pieces of bread out of my fridge, and pops them in the toaster."
"She then takes off her shoes and places them by the door."
"A minute late, the toast pops up and Kiwi-chan runs to it."
show Kiwi
with moveinright
k "Kiwi-chan late!!!! Kiwi-chan late!!!!!!!"
hide Kiwi
show Kiwitoast
"Kiwi-chan sticks the toast in her mouth at an angle, making the bread seem diamond shaped."
"It is just barely held in her mouth as she bites down on a corner with the edge of her teeth."
"She performs these actions with a certain quickness and skill suggesting that this is a highly practiced daily routine."
hide Kiwitoast
show bg chichihouse
with fade
show Kiwitoast
with moveinleft
"She opens the door and clumsily dashes outside, trying to put her shoes on while running as fast as she can."
hide Kiwitoast
show Kiwispit
"As soon as she reaches the mailbox, she stops running and spits the toast into the grass."
hide Kiwispit
show Kiwi
"I'd prefer to not imitate her bizarre ritual, so I just walk up to her and meet her at the mailbox."
"Kiwi-chan links arms with me and begins to lead me to what I presume is my new school."
hide Kiwi
show bg road
with fade
show Kiwi
s "Can I ask you something?"
s "Why do you keep calling me Chichi-chan?"
k "What else would I call you, Chichi-chan~?"
k "That's your name, that it is."
s "No, it isn't."
s "My name is Steve Stevenson."
hide Kiwi
show Kiwiangry
"Kiwi-chan suddenly grabs me by the arms and shoots me a terrifying glare."
k "Your name is Chichi-chan. Your name has always been Chichi-chan."
k "Chichi-chan is Kiwi-chan's childhood friend. Chichi-chan met Kiwi-chan on the preschool playground."
k "Chichi-chan kissed Kiwi-chan's booboo when Kiwi-chan fell off the seesaw Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan were riding together."
k "Shortly after that incident, Kiwi-chan moved in next door to Chichi-chan."
k "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan have been best friends ever since."
k "This is the way things are. This is the way things have always been. This is the way things will continue to be."
k "Kiwi-chan doesn't like people who question these things too much."
hide Kiwiangry
show Kiwi
"After finishing her lecture, Kiwi-chan cheerfully babbles about trivial things like lime jello and how she forgot to make coffee this morning like nothing ever happened."
"I remain silent for the remainder of the walk to school."
hide Kiwi
show bg classroom
with fade
"Kiwi-chan leads me into a classroom."
"She leaves me stranded at the front of the class and sits down in the window seat in the next-to-last row."
"All of the girls who have window seats have obnoxiously colored hair, and everyone else in the class else has black or brown hair."
show Gupi
"The girl in the first row looks like she just came to class from a Halloween party."
"She has blue plastic dicks instead of ears and floating wings."
hide Gupi
show Gero
"The girl in the second row has piercing red eyes and an equally menacing unibrow."
hide Gero
show Nukishy
"And the girl in the last row has her hair brushed over her entire face, yet her eyes and mouth a still somehow transparent."
hide Nukishy
show teacher
t "Ohayou, Minasan~!"
t "We have a new student today named Chichi-chan~!"
t "I hope you'll all grow to be close friends with him very soon. <3"
"After addressing the class, the teacher turns to me."
t "Go take the empty desk next to Kiwi-chan, Chichi-chan."
t "Kiwi-chan kawaii; I'm sure you'll get along well~! <3"
hide teacher
show bg smileclass
with fade
"As I walk through the aisle to get to my desk, everyone in class turns and smiles at me."
"I think it's a friendly gesture, but it's a bit unsettling."
show bg desk
with fade
"In my desk, I find this note:"
z "There is no escape. They are going to kill you."
z "The more you try to fight them, the more they'll erase of your memory."
z "I can hardly remember who I was or where I came from before I became a Chichi-chan, and I will probably never know that world again."
z "PS: {i}Don't eat anything they try to feed you.{/i}"
z "Love, Chichi-chan <3"
s "I break out in cold sweat, trembling in fear."
show bg kiwidesk
with fade
show bg kiwisrs
k "...What are you doing?"
"She sees the note in my hands."
"Suddenly, the note disappears."
show bg kiwichair
k "What are you doing, Chichi-chan~? <3"
s "Hm, I can't remember. It was probably nothing."
k "Ah, sou desu ka. Chichi-chan, is there anything you want to know? Since it is your first day at a new school, and all~..."
menu:
    "Ask about the shy girl behind Kiwi-chan":
        k "I haven't written this part yet."
        return
        
    "Ask about the grumpy girl in front of Kiwi-chan":
        k "I haven't written this part yet."
        return
        
    "Ask about the girl with dicks coming out of her head in the front row":
        show bg classroom
        with fade
        show Kiwi
        k "That's Gupi-chan."
        k "Gupi-chan kawaii."
        k "Chichi-chan should go talk to Gupi-chan when Chihi-chan gets a chance to."
        "Suddenly the school bell rings, interrupting our conversation."
        s "Wait a minute here, school's over already?"
        s "But we just got here!"
        k "What is Chichi-chan talking about?"
        k "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan have been in school for six hours already."
        k "Kiwi-chan is going home now."
        k "Kiwi-chan will see Chichi-chan tommorow!"
        k "Bai bai~<3!"
        hide Kiwi
        "Kiwi-chan runs off, leaing me behind in her dust."
        "I guess I have to walk home now."
        "I haven't written this part yet."
        return
        
    "Ask about Kiwi-chan":
        show bg classroom
        with fade
        show Kiwi
        s "Why are your legs so hairy?"
        s "Why do you have cat ears and a tail?"
        s "Why is your underwear yellow?"
        s "And why do you have a weeny lump?!"
        hide Kiwi
        show Kiwishy
        k "Ara ara! ^-^; Chichi-chan is so inquisitive about Kiwi-chan!"
        k "Could it be... that Chichi-chan LIKES Kiwi-chan?"
        hide Kiwishy
        show Kiwi
        k "Teehee, Kiwi-chan is only kidding. <3"
        k "ANYwayses, Kiwi-chan's legs is hairy acuz Kiwi-chan is a feral wild child!"
        k "Kiwi-chan was raised by wildcats in the deepest, darkest forests of feudal Nihon, and Kiwi-chan found that the hairier Kiwi-chan is, the easier it is to find a good mate."
        hide Kiwi
        show Kiwisad
        k "Kiwi-chan hasn't had a boyfriend since King Wildcat Tom-san broke up with her..."
        k "... So Kiwi-chan doesn't shave her legs because Kiwi-chan is lonely."
        k "Maybe if thick, coarse hair covers Kiwi-chan's entire legs and armpits, Kiwi-chan will be able to find true love again."
        hide Kiwisad
        show Kiwi
        k "But Kiwi-chan would rather not talk about her past."
        k "Anywayses, Kiwi-chan wears cat ears and a tail to honor her furry ancestors."
        k "And Kiwi-chan has a weeny buldge because Kiwi-chan is a dickgirl!"
        s "...You have a penis? Wouldn't that make you a boy?"
        k "No, because Kiwi-chan can retract her wee-wee when she has lesbian sex."
        k "It is hard to grind tacos with a dick in the way, Kiwi-chan thinks."
        k "Also, this underwear used to be white."
        k "It just turned yellow one day."
        k "Kiwi-chan does not know why."
        "Suddenly, the bell rings."
        k "Gakkou is over! Time to ikimashou home."
        s "That was awfully fast. We didn't even learn anything."
        hide Kiwi
        show Kiwishy
        k "In Anime Rand school, the only things we learn are about each other~<3."
        "You know, she's actually kind of cute when she makes that face."
        "Wait, what the hell did I just say?"
        "No. No. No!!!"
        "How could I even think that?"
        "Kiwi-chan interrupts my train of thought by grabbing my arm."
        hide Kiwishy
        show Kiwi
        k "Let's walk home together, Chichi-chan~<3!"
        "Kiwi-chan presses her massive tits against me, completely engulfing my left arm in their fleshy mass of sexmeat."
        "The magical properties of her bazongas are mesmerizing."
        "Come to think of it, this is my first time ever touching a booby."
        show bg chichihouse
        with fade
        "I am home before I know it."
        hide Kiwi
        show bg kitchen
        with fade
        show Mumi
        "When I enter my house, a strange green-haired girl in a diaper greets me at the door."
        m "Oniiiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaaan~!!!!"
        m "Mumi-chan was so sad that Onii-chan didn't kissu Mumi-chan sayonara this morning!"
        m "Hauuuu.... :<"
        s "Who are you?!"
        s "I don't even know you!"
        s "What are you doing in my house?!"
        hide Mumi
        show Mumisad
        m "Hidoi, Chichi-chan!"
        m "You're terrible!!"
        m "Onii-chan KNOWS Mumi-chan is onii-chan's kawaii and loving imouto... ;_;"
        m "I even baked you cookies!"

menu:
        "Rape the bitch.":
            hide Mumisad
            show bg mumirape
            with vpunch
            s "BITCH IF I WANTED COOKIES I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR SOME FUCKING COOKIES."
            "Without any hesitation, I pull down the bitch's diaper and shove my pulsing meat musket into her quivering cavern."
            "She convulses and screams and starts bleeding from her vaginal area (how fucking annoying can you get), but she wrapps her legs around me almost immediately and emitts a stream of girlish exclamations which seemed to indicate that she is enjoying herself."
            m "Y-YAMETEEEEEEE, ONII-CHAAAAAAAAN!"
            s "NEEEEEEEEEVER GONNA STOP, GIVE IT UP, SUCH A DIRTY MIND I AAAAALWAYS GET IT UP FOR THE TOUCH OF THE YOUNGER KIND, MY MY MY MY WOOOO MUHMUHMUHMYYYYSHARONA"
            "So enraptured was I by her clinging meatflaps that I was only able to utter those few words."
            "I let loose a roar of ecstasy and plunged my pork truncheon once again into her delicate lady-softness."
            "It was like licking your best friend's asshole."
            "It was like drinking Kool-aid with brown crayon mixed in."
            "It was like fucking a cat on a Sunday afternoon."
            "But suddenly, my dick feels like it's on fire."
            show bg dickworms
            with vpunch
            "I pull out and look down at my cock."
            "Many squirmy worm-like things are swimming around inside of it."
            "They shoot up through my peehole and spread throughout my entire body."
            show bg bats
            with pixellate
            "I hear the tortured screams of an infinite universe of microscopic bats screeching mating cries and making feverish love in my brain."
            show bg barf
            with vpunch
            "I projectile vomit all of my inner organs."
            show bg demons
            with pixellate
            "All the demons of hell are released through my ears, mouth, and nasal cavities."
            show bg headexplode
            with hpunch
            "Then my head explodes."
            return
                    
        "Cookies?! That changes everything! I'm starving!":
            hide Mumisad
            with fade
            show Mumi
            m "Teehee!"
            m "Of course Mumi-chan knows the way to Chichi-chan's heart, after being Chichi-chan's cutesy widdle imouto for (INSERT WHATEVER THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IN YOUR COUNTRY IS HERE) years~<3!"
            "I eat the cookies."
            show bg kitchen
            with hpunch
            "UUOO!!!!! O-O"
            "They taste SOOOOO sugoi!!!!!! XD"
            "Boku wa never tasted such oishii cookies!!!! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^"
            "*^-^*!!!!"
            hide Mumi
            show Mumisexy
            "Mumi-chan mimasus deeply into Chichi-chan's eyes."
            "Her tickle-me-pinku eyes are the most moest eyes Chichi-chan has ever seen. :*"
            "Her hair is midori like the rong grass in a sunny fierd of sunshine and butterfries. (^Д^)"
            hide Mumisexy
            show Mumi
            m "Mumi-chan is so glad that Chichi-chan likes Mumi-chan's cooking!"
            m "Teehee. ~<3"
            show bg kitchen
            with hpunch
            s "UUOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! O-O"
            s "Mumi-chan kawaii!!! (-^▽^-)"
            s "Mumi-chan is the rove of my rife and the fire of my roins! (´;ω;`)"
            s "Chichi-chan wants to tenderly loving Mumi-chan!!!! <@:)"
            hide Mumi
            show Mumisexy
            m "That's naughty, onii-chan!"
            m "Onii-chan is such a hentai."
            m "If onii-chan wants to love Mumi-chan, you'll have to play with me first!"
            s "Anything for anata, my sweet little imouto."
            hide Mumisexy
            show bg lightswitch
            "Mumi-chan suddenly rushes over to the light switch."
            m "Alright, then..."
            m "Here we go~<3!"
            "Mumi-chan turns off the lights."
            show bg blank
            "Kore nani?"
            "Why do da lights turn off?!?"
            "Does not Mumi-chan want to seeing Chichi-chan's wang when Chichi-chan and imouto make love?"
            "Is Mumi-chan embarrased to see Chichi-chan's dericious, glorious, manry naked body?"
            show bg castle
            with fade
            m "We're here!"
            "When the lights turn on again, Chichi-chan and Mumi-chan appear to have been transported to some kind of weird toyrand."
            show bg kuma
            with dissolve
            "I rook down at my hands."
            "I am suddenly wearing a pinku bear suit for some reason."
            "For an even stranger reason, this all feels very normar to me, rike I suddenry change into fursuits without even knowing it all the taimu."
            show bg castle
            with dissolve
            "I rook out at my surroundings."
            "There is a pinku bouncy house castle in the distance, and a ballpit with rainbow colored balls extends infinitely in all directions."
            s "What is this, Mumi-chan?"
            show Mumi
            m "This is Mumi-chan's playhouse."
            m "First we're going to ride the rainbow train to get to the castle, and then we'll have a tea party!"
            hide Mumi
            "CHOO-CHOO!"
            show bg train
            with fade
            "I can hear the faint calling of what must be the rainbow train in the far off distance."
            "The sky turns black."
            "A swirling vortex of the souls of the damned parade through the sky."
            "The rainbow train appears from a black hole in a cloud of lightening."
            s "Kawaii!!! Chichi-chan daaaaaaaaaaaisuki rainbows!!!! XD"
            "As the train approaches, boku can see that the passengers are all toy bears, not unlike the one Chichi-chan carries around in he front pocket of her overall dress."
            s "UUOOO, KAWAII!!!!! CHICHI-CHAN DAAAAAAAAAAISUKI BEARS!!!! XD"
            "The train comes to a stop in front of Chichi-chan."
            "The driver of the train leans out the window and calls out to Chichi-chan and Mumi-chan."
            show driver
            q "One-way trip to The Royale Castle."
            q "Once you go, you can never come back."
            s "Uoo, that sounds omega fun! Let's go, Mumi-chan!!!"
            hide driver
            "Mumi-chan and Chichi-chan skip merrily onto the train."
            show bg blank
            with fade
            "The train tunnels deep into the ballpit."
            "It is imposible to see anything, and it is deadly silent."
            "A very long time passes in this tunnel of darkness before we emerge at the castle's gates."
            "It is impossible to know how long we were in there."
            "It could have been a few minutes, or several years."
            "One thing I've noticed in Anime Rand is that time seems to slip past very quickly."
            "Mumi-chan holds Chichi-chan's hands and leads Chichi-chan into the castle."
            show bg teaparty
            with fade
            "Mumi-chan leads Chichi-chan into a kawaii yellow room."
            "The only things inside of it are a table, a tea set, and some very small chairs."
            "Chichi-chan takes a seat in one of the chairs, but it is much too tiny for Chichi-chan."
            "Chichi-chan feels that the chair might collapse under Chichi-chan."
            "Mumi-chan seems to neither notice nor care."
            m "How was your day today, Usagigoro-chan?"
            s "Usagigoro-chan?! Chichi-chan is not called Usagigoro-chan, Chichi-chan is called Chichi-chan!"
            m "Well, your name is Usagigoro-chan now."
            u "Oh. Sou desu ka."
            u "Anywayses, Usagigoro-chan had a very good day today."
            u "Usagigoro-chan road the rainbow train!!"
            u "It was very exciting."
            u "Then, Mumi-chan graciously invited Usagigoro-chan to a tea party."
            u "That was very kind of you, Mumi-chan."
            m "Why, thank you, Usagigoro-chan."
            u "And then..... And then..... Au au au, Usagigoro-chan cannot remember what happened before Usagigoro-chan road the rainbow train!"
            u "But it must not have been very important."
            show bg mumiface
            m "Yes."
            m "Yes, it was nothing important at all."
            u "How was your day today, Mumi-chan?"
            show bg teaparty
            m "Mumi-chan had a nice day."
            m "Mumi-chan spent the whole day with Usagigoro-chan."
            m "Every day Mumi-chan spends with Usagigoro-chan is very kawaii."
            u "Awww, Mumi-chan is making Usagigoro-chan blush!!! *^-^*"
            m "Well, I'm all full up from drinking imaginary tea and eating imaginary crumpets."
            m "Shall we retire to the throne room, Usagigoro-chan?"
            u "Hai!!! Wherever Mumi-chan goes, Usagigoro-chan will follow!"
            show bg throne
            with fade
            "Mumi-chan scoops Usagigoro-chan up in her arms and carries Usagigoro-chan out of the tea room."
            "Usagigoro-chan seems to have grown very tiny during the tea party."
            "Or was Usagigoro-chan always this small? It's very hard to remember."
            "What Usagigoro-chan knows for sure is that Usagigoro-chan has always been by Mumi-chan's side."
            "Usagigoro-chan was a present from Mumi-chan's okaasan when Mumi-chan was an infant."
            "Mumi-chan sleeps with Usagigoro-chan every night."
            "Sometimes Mumi-chan uses Usagigoro-chan's face as a pillow."
            "Sometimes Mumi-chan sucks on Usagigoro-chan's feet."
            "Sometimes Mumi-chan will accidently throw Usagigoro-chan off the bed, but Usagigoro-chan knows Mumi-chan will wake up soon enough and pick Usagigoro-chan up again."
            show bg hellthrone
            "Mumi-chan kawaii!!"
            return
            
            

        "No thanks, I'm not hungry":
            hide Mumisad
            show bg mumiexplode
            with hpunch
            "Mumi-chan spontaneously explodes and drips to the floor in a soupy mess of gore."
            "No trace of her exists except for the blood-soaked carpet under my feet."
            show bg kitchen
            with fade
            s "... What were we doing here again, Kiwi-chan?"
            s "I'm having another brain fart."
            s "...And why is the carpet wet?!"
            show Kiwishy
            k "Kiwi-chan, uh, peed Kiwi-chan's pantsu."
            hide Kiwishy
            show Kiwi
            k "Anywayses, put on Chichi-chan's swim trunkies, 'cause Kiwi-chan and Chichi-chan are ikimashouing to the beach!"
            s "Oh, so that's what we came here for?"
            s "I haven't been to the beach in so long, even though my house is right down the street from it."
            s "I normally spend all my time outside of school either sleeping or watching anime."
            s "But I'm sure you knew that already, since you've lived next door to me so me for so long."
            s "It'll be nice to get out of the house and have fun outside for a change."
            k "Hai~! Kiwi-chan can't wait! Hurry, let's all get ready!! <3"
            show bg bed
            hide Kiwi
            with fade
            "I rush up to my room to change into my swim trunks."
            "Shortly after I finish, Kiwi-chan cheerfully bounces into my room."
            show Kiwiswim
            k "Is Kiwi-chan kawaii, uguu~?"
            h "Doki."
            h "Doki."
            "Even though I've known Kiwi-chan since preschool, this is my first time seeing her as a real woman."
            "That bright purple and lime green bikini of hers really complements her curvaceous figure."
            s "You're very cute, Kiwi-chan."
            hide Kiwiswim
            show Kiwishyswim
            k "Hee. <3"
            k "Chichi-chan is very kawaii as well, in his Pokémon swimtrunkies."
            hide Kiwishyswim
            show Kiwiswim
            k "Wigglytuff is also Kiwi-chan's favorite Pokémon."
            k "It is very pinku."
            k "And very kawaii."
            k "Just like Chichi-chan. <3"
            k "But anywayses, the beach awaits! Let's ikimashou, laliho~!"
            show bg beach
            with fade
            k "Here we are, Chichi-chan!"
            k "Kiwi-chan daisukis the beach. It's the perfect spot for a romantical date. <3"
            hide Kiwiswim
            show Kiwishyswim
            k "Uwaaaa, did Kiwi-chan say that out loud?"
            k "Uh, forget I said that!"
            hide Kiwishyswim
            show Kiwiswim
            k "Let's smash open watermelons!"
            show bg blank
            with fade
            hide Kiwiswim
            "Kiwi-chan stands behind me and blindfolds me."
            "She hands me a long, hard object that I assume is a baseball bat."
            s "What are you doing?"
            k "Sillyhead Chichi-chan! Animes always kill watermelons when we go to the beach~! <3"
            "Kiwi-chan spins me around in a circle three times."
            "For such a tiny girl, she is surprisingly frighteningly strong"
            show bg blur
            with fade
            s "I can hardly see where I'm going."
            "I hope I don't accidently hit Kiwi-chan."
            show bg boobgrab
            with hpunch
            k "KYAAA!!!!! Chichi-chan grabbed Kiwi-chan's oppai!"
            s "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
            s "I'm blindfolded, how am I suposed to know where I'm going?"
            k "Chichi-chan hetai... Chichi-chan just wanted to cop a feel!"
            s "No, I promise!!"
            k "Whatever, Chichi-chan... Chichi-chan has two more chances, and if Chichi-chan can't hit the watermelon by then, it's PUNISHMENT TIME! <3"
            s "I'll do my best!!"
            show bg smashed
            with vpunch
            s "HI-YAH!!!"
            k "You did it, Chichi-chan!!! <3<3<3"
            k "Doesn't it look oishii~? <3"
            s "....I, uh, think I got sand in it."
            s "You can have it, if you want."
            k "Hauu! :< Chichi-chan, the food in Anime Rand is really quite delicious."
            k "You should try some of it sometime, Kiwi-chan thinks."
            s "Well, maybe later."
            s "I'm just not very hungry right now."
            k "Kiwi-chan understands."
            k "Anywayses, let's go swimming~! <3"
            show bg swim
            with fade
            s "Brrrr, the water is freezing!"
            show Kiwiswim
            k "Kiwi-chan made a warm spot. Here, Chichi-chan! Come sit with me in it~<3."
            s "Wow, you're right. It is warmer here!"
            s "How did you do that?"
            k "Oh, with just a litle Anime Rand majiku. <3"
            "Kiwi-chan has magical powers? She is truly a force not to be reckoned with."
            "Yet despite how dangerous she is, I find myelf strangely drawn to her."
            "She is like one of those sexy vampires in those shitty books for sexually repressed goth girls, only more kawaii."
            show bg lookout
            hide Kiwiswim
            with fade
            "At the end of the day, Kiwi-chan and I go to Kiwi-chan's secret lookout point to watch the sunset together."
            show Kiwiconch
            "Suddenly, Kiwi-chan pulls a coch shell out from her bikini."
            k "There is a legend in Anime Rand about the conch shell. Does Chichi-chan know?"
            s "No, as a matter of fact, I don't. Care to enlighten me?"
            k "They say that if one were to break a conch shell in half and feed its meaty insides to the person one cares about at this very spot at sunset..."
            k "That those two people will eventually be married. <3"
            k "Will Chichi-chan.... Eat my conch shell?"
menu:
        "Of course, Kiwi-chan. I love you! Let's dig in!":
            hide Kiwiconch
            show bg dickhell1
            show Kiwitrue
            with hpunch
            s "UOO, SUGOI! O_O"
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg lookout
            s "This is the most oishii foody Chichi-chan has ever eated!!! /(´▽`)/"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg dickhell1
            s "It's.... SUGOIRICIOUS!!!! XD"
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg lookout
            k "Tee-hee!"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg dickhell1
            k "I'm glad Chichi-chan thinks so!"
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg lookout
            k "Now Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan can get married!"
            show bg ponies
            "Suddenry, My Rittle Ponies start to raining from za heavens. (*Д*)"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg dickhell
            "A totemo huge My Rittle Pony approaches Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan. (*⊿*)"
            hide Kiwitrue
            show FeeFee
            show bg ponies
            f "Ore no namae wa FeeFee-san desu."
            show bg dickhell
            hide FeeFee
            show BloodFeeFee
            f "Hop on, spidermonkies."
            hide BloodFeeFee
            show bg ponies
            "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan crimb on FeeFee-san's back. (*∀*)"
            show bg dickhell
            "FeeFee-san takes Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan on a kawaii adobenshaa! (´*ω*`)"
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg flying
            with fade
            "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan fly all over Disney Warudo. (´∀`)"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg deathflying
            "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan sing rove songs to show our eternar rust for eachother. (;ω;) "
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodhappy
            show bg flying
            k "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"
            hide Kiwigoodhappy
            show Kiwitruesing
            show bg deathflying
            k "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
            hide Kiwitruesing
            show Kiwigoodhappy
            show bg flying
            k "WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS"
            hide Kiwigoodhappy
            show Kiwitruesing
            show bg deathflying
            k "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE"
            hide Kiwitruesing
            show Kiwigoodhappy
            show bg flying
            k "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
            hide Kiwigoodhappy
            show bg deathflying
            s "OH I KNOW I AM ON TONIGHT"
            show bg flying
            s "YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T RIE"
            show bg deathflying
            s "AND I'M STARTING TO FEER IT'S RIGHT"
            show bg flying
            s "ARR THE ATTRACTION"
            show bg deathflying
            s "THE TENSION"
            show bg flying
            s "DON'T YOU SEE BABY THIS IS PERFECTION"
            show bg deathflying
            s "SHAKIRA SHAKIRA"
            show bg flying
            "FeeFee-san suddenry stops moving and bucks Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan off his back. (≧O≦)"
            show bg heaven
            with fade
            show FeeFee
            f "We have..."
            hide FeeFee
            show BloodFeeFee
            show bg hell
            f "...arrived."
            hide BloodFeeFee
            show bg heaven
            "Chichi-chan rooks around at Chichi-chan's surroundings. (ΘεΘ;)"
            show bg hell
            "...Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan are in some kind of hen prace in the crouds!!! ((((    ;*Д*)))"
            show bg heaven
            s "Kore wa heaven dess?( * ヮ*) "
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg hell
            k "Yes, Chichi-chan, this is heaven~<3."
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg heaven
            k "Kiwi-chan can't think of a more kawaii place in he whole wide universe to get married in."
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg hell
            s "Hai!! Chichi-chan eguriis with what Kiwi-chan is hanashimasuing! \(`Д´)/"
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg heaven
            s "When is Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan getting married dess ka? (^ㅂ^)"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show Kiwitrue
            show bg hell
            k "In five minutes."
            hide Kiwitrue
            show Kiwigoodswim
            show bg heaven
            k "Just give Kiwi-chan a little time to get ready~! <3"
            hide Kiwigoodswim
            show bg blank
            with fade
            s "Chichi-chan wait five minutes desoo!~!!!!!!"
            s "Chichi-chan wait not can for the getting of married dess!!!!!"
            show Kiwitruewed
            show bg hell
            with fade
            k "Kiwi-chan is ready, Chichi-chan~<3."
            hide Kiwitruewed
            show Kiwiwedding
            show bg heaven
            h "Doki."
            hide Kiwiwedding
            show Kiwitruewed
            show bg hell
            h "Doki."
            hide Kiwitruewed
            show Kiwiwedding
            show bg heaven
            s "S.....sugoi."
            hide Kiwiwedding
            show Kiwitruewed
            show bg hell
            s "Kiwi-chan, anata is the most beautifur girr Chichi-chan has ever had the preasure to ray eyes on."
            hide Kiwitruewed
            show Kiwiwedding
            show bg heaven
            s "Kiwi-chan no wedding dress is kawaii."
            hide Kiwiwedding
            show Kiwitruewed
            show bg hell
            s "Chichi-chan would be honored to be abre to spend the rest of his rife with a girr as kawaii as Kiwi-chan."
            hide Kiwitruewed
            show bg heaven
            show FeeFee
            f "Then by the powers invested in me, FeeFee-san, I now pronounce you man and anime."
            show bg hell
            hide FeeFee
            show BloodFeeFee
            f "You may kiss the little girl."
            show bg heaven
            hide BloodFeeFee
            hide Kiwiwedding
            show Kiwikiss
            k "Chu~"
            hide Kiwikiss
            show Kiwitruesing
            show bg hell
            k "~<3"
            hide Kiwitruesing
            show bg happyfamily
            with fade
            "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan grew old together, although it didn't show because animes never age."
            "Chichi-chan and Kiwi-chan had four beautiful children together."
            "Their names were Kichi-chan, Chiwi-chan, Wichi-chan, and Albus Severus."
            "Kiwi-chan and Chichi-chan love each other very much."
            "Kiwi-chan and Chichi-chan will love each other until the end of time."
            show bg hellfamily
            "Kiwi-chan kawaii!"
            return
            
            
            
                  
        "I'm sorry. I care about you, but I'm just not very hungry right now.":
            hide Kiwiconch
            show Kiwicryconch
            k "....Oh. I see."
            hide Kiwicryconch
            "Kiwi-chan holds my hand in silence for a very long time."
            "It is an awkward moment."
            "Suddenly, the silence is broken by Kiwi-chan."
            show Kiwiswim
            k "... Kiwi-chan has always wanted to have sekushii taimu on the beach, you know~<3."
            s "Ho, sweet. I'm not into that being together forever stuff, but I could sure go for a quick fuck right now."
            hide Kiwiswim
            show Kiwisex
            "Kiwi-chan pulls down my Wigglytuff swimtrunks and climbs on top of me."
            "I am helpless to Kiwi-chan's genki charm as she bounces up and down violently on my widdle wilkins."
            k "Chichi-chan's ochinchin wa sugoi! Motto, motto, mottoooo~!!!! <3<3<3"
            "Kiwi-chan uses her neko tail as a dildo in my sweet, brown rosebud of an asshole."
            show bg lookout
            with hpunch
            s "U-u-o, s-sugoi, Kiwi-chan! Pound your tail harder, better, faster, stronger!!!"
            hide Kiwisex
            show bg kiwicum
            with fade
            "However, just as I'm about to come, a giant dick sprouts from Kiwi-chan's bellybutton."
            "It spews its rainbow colored seed all over my face at an incredibly high pressure."
            "It feels like being sprayed by a fireman's hose at close range."
            show bg melt
            with dissolve
            "Kiwi-chan's semen burns like a thousand suns and melts my face."
            "Kiwi-chan's juices seep into the cavities freshly burned in my neck and travel into my bloodstream."
            show bg werewolves
            with dissolve
            "The last thing I see before  die is a litter of baby werewolves bursting out of my chest and flying off into the night sky."
            "Kiwi-chan kawaii!"
            return
